Team Name : F.C Impact!
Team Mascot : Shahz the Cat
Admin's note** :
Meows , my name is Shahideen and i am a J.C student who puts his intellectual knowledge to use by creating this blog.Although you may think that i love J.C , it is quite strategic for me as the girls there are twice as smart and twice more unlikely to F! me. However , i must admit that my charm has not deteriorated due to the overwhelming amount of ladies who approach me . And when i say " ladies" , i meant , only my mum. My favourite pastime is watching kittens fall asleep and playing with yarnballs to spur the moments.In addition , i love painting , don't call me arrogant , but i must admit that i am quite artistic by nature. My latest invention , which i name " Lembu takde gigi " has been a commercial success and has even been compared to paintings such as the likes of Mona Lisa. I like glitter and sparkly dresses and i love cute stuff as it embodies who i am in real life. This blog has been solely mantained by me and so far , i can proudly say that Impact football club has been a success with a 95% win rate in Bowen Court.We have been cruxifying and shattering teams for the past 2 years in bowen Court. Thank you so much for spending 2 minutes in reading this post , you could have do other meaningful things but you chose to read this. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.As a gift of appreciation , i have included a lovely potrait of myself on my feelings towards your kindness.
Love , Shahz.
Impact football club : Out for the WIN.
WEMBLEY : Brazillians warming up for Copa America ( right ) " We got you the latest facebook posts by the Impact ( and other ) youth academy superstars! As proffesionals , strict language is used in order for them to sound proffesional yet unrelevant. But , no worries! we shall help you decipher what the stars are really trying to say and what they actually mean in their message so that fans could have a better understanding on what passes through the minds of a...